Alan: You know what you should get him, you know he got you that botox voucher, why don’t you get like a penis enlargement voucher, that’s what I’d do.
Cheryl: I can’t even imagine Simon’s…area. That is really a wrong thought.
Alan: After that I need a drink
Cheryl: I need a drink.… a stiff one.
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Top 5 Inspirational Women - #5 Cheryl
TweedyColeHer strength astounds me, she has had the toughest year, she suffered life threatening Malaria and heatbreak but she is still the fierce and fiesty Miss Cole that we all adore. She doesn’t pretend that she is happy, she admits that sometimes it has been tough, and that it what is so inpiring she doesnt sugar coat her life, she is a real person and I adore that. She is unbelievably talented and is an example to every little girl out there that dreams do come true.
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